Midget sex pt 2 tonight
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
birth control should be required to get into college
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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