On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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