I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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