also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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