I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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