the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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