Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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