you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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