It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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