if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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