We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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