does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
