i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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