Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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