he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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