"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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