No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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