You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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