We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
