I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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