Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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