Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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