So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
