In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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