i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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