is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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