What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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