How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The Olympian is in my bed
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