yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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