He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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