Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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