The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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