what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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