it was like his penis was on wheels.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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