did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
