i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
soo... how was my night?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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