I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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