i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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