Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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