Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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