her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
im on a boat
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