Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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