His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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