okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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