you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Randomize
