grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Semen is not good for contacts.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
