I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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