And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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