I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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