the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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